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The Turkey’s Lament

With Christmas fast approaching, this very topical and amusing poem about turkey, is written by Claire Baldry:

 The Turkey’s Lament

On this day in mid November,

I’m not feeling very perky,

For my face is on a poster,

Which says ‘Fresh and Free Range Turkey’

 

You can order me for Christmas,

To feed up your son and daughter,

No-one cares how I will feel,

As they drive me to the slaughter

 

So, my dears, I want to tell you

How much better it would be,

If you ordered a large chicken

For your celebration tea

 

Or a guinea fowl or pheasant,

For the dinner at your house,

I am sure the kids would love a meal

Of gravy served with grouse

 

But as turkey is tradition,

And that’s what you have chosen,

I thought I would just mention

That we are much cheaper frozen

 

Written by : Claire Baldry

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Claire is a retired Headteacher who lives on the East Sussex coast. Claire is an established speaker, performance poet and writer. She has a strong following on You Tube and has been listed in the top 100 Poetry Rivals National Competition. Claire has published five booklets of poetry which have sold hundreds of copies. 'Simply Bexhill' was published in early June 2014, and 'Simply Christmas' in November 2014. Her third publication is a series of narrative poems entitled 'The De La Warr Date'. She more recently published 'Seaside and Sailaway', which includes a section of poems about holidays on cruise ships, and Simply Modern Life. Claire has published two full-length novels, the first called 'Different Genes'. and more recently 'My Daughter's Wedding'. Both are romantic stories about love in later life, combined with a gripping mystery. The books can be purchased through bookshops, Amazon or borrowed from any local library. Links can be found at ww.w.clairebaldry.com .Claire and her husband were awarded the SE Diabetes UK Inspire Award in 2017 for innovative ways of fundraising.

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