Geezer

I could do with some new shoes. The ones I have at the moment are showing signs of wear and are becoming uncomfortable. .Wearing them is sole destroying.

My trousers tell me I have to pass on this one. I can't even walk past a Greg store without putting on weight ...and that is just looking through the window.

I have always been a sucker for one of these. I wonder if it ''Beats, as it Sweeps, as it Cleans?''

We are in desperate need of this prize. We now have very obese Squirrels, thanks to Bird Food Theft. The Bird boxes I made are now in tatters, because the Squirrels use them to launch themselves onto the bird feeder hanging from the tree. Squirrels have very sharp claws. Our variety of garden birds are losing weight fast. I swear I have seen more meat on a Butchers pencil. I have repeatedly opened the window and told the Squirrels to Bugger-0ff, but this has made no difference whatsoever. The Squirrels are very bold & Cheeky. The snow we had a few days ago made one of them tap on our window begging for food. I had no choice but to give it a Peanut Butter coated slice of bread. I will post pictures of this on Silversurfers pictures, sometime later.

I shall pass on this one. After ascending the Hill of a Thousand Puffs, many times. I have managed to get down to my usual slim self. It's easy to put weight on, but more difficult to shed the weight when one becomes numerically gifted. I suspect I am one of those unfortunate people who gain weight by simply looking at Cakes & Buns. I now have to wear Blinkers when I go down the sweet/biscuit aisle in a supermarket....fortunately for me, the mask hides my identity.

Forget the shoes!....just give me Cosy Feet that do not ache.

The ring compliments most skin tones and hair colours!..... What about Wrinkles & Veins?? I keep calling off at ''The Body Shop'' asking if they have a 20 year old body I can buy.....but they are always out of stock....Damn!

Would love to win this...........always wanted to look like an old leather handbag.

This would be very handy for the stray Dog that keeps paying me a visit. I think he may be a stray and possibly woofing it. I would be barking mad to pass up on this one. The Flowers can go to the Nurses at the local Hospital...I suffer dreadfully from Hay-fever.....think my nose is more sensitive than the stray Dog.

I most certainly could do with cosy feet. Walking endless miles & tramping through Jungles & Rainforests with my camera, have taken their toll. New cosy feet would make one hell of a difference. Will the operation take long?? The advancement in the medical world is truly amazing. New Cosy Feet.....Yipppeee!. ;) ;)

Have you ever hunted wildlife? To my utter shame! I once did. I so much enjoy shooting wildlife animals with my camera now. The stalking of animals and how to do it enabled me to get some close up shots with my camera. Orangutans, Sun Bears, Proboscis Monkeys. I found taking pictures of these beautiful animals very rewarding.....even if I did come out of the rainforest with Leeches on my legs........this type of wildlife I can honestly say I can do without. I have lived more years than what I now have left. I traded my rifle for a camera. I hope to take many more pictures of not only the animals we share this planet with, but also the beauty that mother nature has bestowed upon us for them to live in.

Good prize to win, unfortunately! I shall be in Asia for the duration...... hope those Damn leeches don't get me again!...talk about 'Sucker' for punishment.

Looking forward to stuffing the Bird.

If I enter will this mean I get 66 Spam e-mails in my Box???

Is this Fruti Organic Clothing edible?...could be handy if the kids get peckish.

Just my sort of Caliber.

I would love to have these. It would be so refreshing to put my foot in these rather than putting my foot in it on social occasions.

Are they related to the Pillars of Hercules????

I shall pass on this one. Whoever wins, and good luck to all who enter, just make sure the airline does not give you an apple to eat. One passenger who did not eat the apple and took it into the country was fined $500. The airline involved was Delta. Story published on 24th April, 2018.

Not sure this prize would help my waist,-line

''Kindle'' would be very handy for starting my coal fire in the morning.

Hope they have plenty of Mint Sauce.

The local people say it is so busy with tourists, they could do with people traffic lights to enable you to cross the road. I would love to see that.

This would be great, especially if it Beats, as it Sweeps, as it Cleans.

As one Turkey said to another......I am thinking of going somewhere warm this Christmas.

Have to be a head-case not to go for this one.

Wow! 2kw AND Flickering Flames. My electricity meter could go into overdrive when that is switched on.

Owning one of these would be a step up (or down) in the world

Could possibly get some good pictures...who knows? may turn me into a Pro-Go.

I hope it Beats as it Sweeps as it Cleans.

Hi there, where about in Ontario are you? I spent 12 years over in Ontario. I bet you are freezing your buns off....as they say! I believe that you have recently been ''Dumped On'' I do NOT miss my snow shovel, one little bit. We have had so much rain here in Old Blighty, I have grown webbed feet ...and I don't even have a green-house.

I believe that there are so many tourists, the locals have to barge in front of the sightseers to cross the road. After seeing the size of the tourist ships that dock there, I can understand it. I read that the tourists outnumber the local population more than 4-1 Good Luck to the winner. Grumpy Geezer

I understand that a lot of these bikes have been stolen. Police would like to know who is peddling them

Glad it is not made from an Animal.