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Hammers's latest comments
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23rd Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Refugees from CalaisWhat a surprise more so called children Arriving from Calais in coaches But now they've blacked out the windows So the British public can't see how old they look sack the MP's that's allowing this to happen They ain't worth a carrotViewDate:
22nd Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)Anyone know how long Pasta's supposed to Stay in the toasterViewDate:
22nd Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
NeighbourI dissected a frog today I cut this French geezer up In his Citroen on the M25ViewDate:
22nd Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Socksbad news for the local soup factory It's closing down It's gone in to ad minestroneViewDate:
22nd Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
SupermanI went to see the new superman film I got chucked out But I put on a pair of glasses and managed to sneak back inViewDate:
22nd Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
World War IIIWhat's wrong with this country Why ain't the MP's doing anything About it they ain't mentioned it There in our waters and air space and no one's Challenged them mind you having said that We ain't got nuffink to challenge them with We could stop buying there vodka Sack these MP's they ain't worth a carrot There's more crooks in the Houses of Parliament Than there is in wormwood scrubs they get Money for nuffink it's like a carry on filmViewDate:
21st Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
World War IIIThat Russian war ships getting close Old Putin he's lost it he thinks he can Do what ever he wants he flies over Our air space now he's in our waters What he gonna do nextViewDate:
20th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Chuck BerryI was just thinking Didn't Vera Lynn Bring an album out Last year went to the Top of the charts And she's about 96 I think lolViewDate:
20th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Refugees from Calaisa new charity has been started For the new immigrants who've Just been let in SHAVE THE CHILDRENViewDate:
20th Oct 2016ViewDate:
19th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Refugees from CalaisIm starting to think letting David blunket be head of The vetting system or the Child refugees was a bad ideaViewDate:
16th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Do city zoos still have a place in a modern society?They should do away with them There old hat it cost an arm and a leg To go in and see the animals I went Just recently most of the animals Looked drugged the gorillas in a glass cage surrounded by gawping kids n adults all banging on the glass all day long its pity full to watch that There not learning nothing about The animal just shouting and Banging on the window for ten minutes Then moving on then the next lot arrive And do the same thing time to put The animals back in the wild where They belong let them take there chance with natureViewDate:
14th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
PoetryHere's one for ya If I had the power to turn back the clock I'd Go back to that house at the end of the block The house that was home when I was a kid I know that I'd love it more now than I did If I could be back there at my mothers knee And hear once again all the things she told me I'd listen as I never listened before For she knew so well what life had in store And all the advise my dad used to give His voice I'll remember as long as I live But it didn't seem really important then What I'd give just to live it all over again And what I'd give for the chance I once had To do so much more for my mum and dad I'd give them more joy and a little less pain A little more sunshine and a little less rain But the years roll on and we can not Go back wether we were born in a Mansion or shack But we can start right now in the hour That's here to do something more For the ones we hold dearViewDate:
14th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Does anyone else play the Ukulele?I went round my dads house He was in the garden cooking sausages and burgers on his Ukulele when I asked him what he was doing He said it was his George formby grillViewDate:
14th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
EastendersIt's nuffink like the east end I live in Proper load of old tosh bin itViewDate:
14th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Have you heard Bobby Ewing will be back on our screens soon?Is he coming back in the shower What about the little dwarf bird Leave it where it is it's had its dayViewDate:
14th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
X-FactorBiggest load of old pony on the box Some good singers getting jogged on The panel want shooting especially Louis Walsh get it off the screen It's had its dayViewDate:
14th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Funny English expressions ....I'll go to the foot of my stairs I think that's surprise / and amazement A Yorkshire saying I think If that's any help to you Derby ladViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Anyone interested in paranormal experiences?I got a T SHIRT IN MY WARDROBE THAT TALKS TO THE DEAD ITS A MEDIUMViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Do you think Camilla should be crowned queen?No she shouldn't be queen She an old bag lady keep Her in the back groundViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
KnighthoodsYeah your right wiggsy He should get one He deserves it I've just thought of a few more Sir cliff Richard why what reason Sir Alec Guinness good actor why a knighthood Sir John mills another good actor why Sir Noel coward did he deserve a knighthood This one will get ya Sir Trevor McDonald for reading the news Sir Sean for playing James Bond Sir Lenny Henry what that all about They give em away like sweetsViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Home Meal deliveryNo relatives Older brother and sister Died 16 years ago Sad the way he's ended up Frightening reallyViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
KnighthoodsJeanmark I get what your saying Patrick Stewart the actor who was in Star Trek Was named a sir I ask myself why Salaman rushdie Indian writer Was named a sir I ask myself why Bruce forsyth again why Tom Jones again why Sir Bobby charlton sir Geoff hurst sir Martin peters Sir Alf Ramsey But not the man who captained England And lifted the World Cup Bobby Moore This honours list is crooked People who refused it Bowie Ls Lowry Albert Finney Rudyard Kipling Alan bennett Peter otoole H g wells Vanessa Redgrave To name but a fewViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Home Meal deliveryYeah they were good give me a few Contact numbers but the problem I've got because he's my neighbour And I'm not family or his carer Doctors council hospitals won't talk To me about him confidentiality as I'm not family If it wasn't for me he would be dead As I said I managed to get a man to come Round and give him some food make sure he washes And put him to bed not sure how much this is Gonna cost ain't got a bill yet the local council Are going to take over his finances but waiting To get power of eterny takes a long time and Has to go to court in the mean time bills mount up Then there's a chance he ain't got that much money To cover the bills I ain't sure what happens then He just stands on his door step singing Pavarotti lolViewDate:
13th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Home Meal deliveryThis fella lives in a rented four bedroom town house With a garage under his house He is 76 years old with altziemers The house is to big for him since his Brother and sister died 16 years ago he's Been there alone and dementia suddenly Crept up on him he DOSENT remember What bank he was at PIN numbers nothing His bills are mounting up he's totally oblivious To any think the red tape you have to go through To get people to help him is ridiculous since January I've been trying to get him the right help its madnessViewDate:
12th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Have you discovered the Vintage TV channel?Talking pictures Channel 343 sky tv All old black n white films Twenty four hours a dayViewDate:
12th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Home Meal deliveryMy neighbour recently Began to get dementia Having no family I was giving him A dinner most days but some days I wasn't about so I arranged to Get him meals on wheels They gave him one little meal And a sweet everyday no drink No sandwich for the night The bill at the end of the month Was £ 98-00 which I thought was Extortionate I cancelled it luckily He now as a career who now Cooks him dinner comes back At night gives him some food And puts him to bed I wouldn't Recommend meals on wheels This is in London might be different In other areasViewDate:
12th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Should the provision of Changing Places in public be toilets mandatory?I've never really thought about this But after reading the posts I feel they should provide facilities For this if not why don't they its Certainly neededViewDate:
12th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Capital PunishmentYeah should be brought back People like Peter sutcliffe Brady Nielsen Who admitted guilt have been kept in virtual comfort All these years costing costing tax payers a fortune Time to bring it back but they won't there scared Of the human rights people getting on there backsViewDate:
12th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Pippa Middleton on front page of Telegraph ?Anybody connected to the royals Photos stories All make money for the people Supplying them It's always been like thatViewDate:
12th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
The Jihad threat to EuropeThis country ain't got a clue Who there letting in Murderers rapist paedophiles Every one and any one Dustbin of the world All these immigrants in France Have been there for ages so why don't France take em in why they telling us We have to have them Send the troops out there to patrol The borders and keep em outViewDate:
10th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Should Trump quit now?Trumps a nut job But a powerful nut job I agree with what Suzanne said About trump Bill Clinton wasn't squeaky clean He had quite a few law suits for Touching women his old woman Was gonna divorce him o yeah Forgot Monica LEWINSKI lol Nuff said thereViewDate:
10th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Grumpy cornerReality shows Clowns Soaps Tennis trannys Keith lemon Freddie Starr Geezers who drink half pints Instead of a pint Traffic jams Traffic wardens Cyclist who hog the road Junkies/ gear heads The fat geezer on the Go compère adverts does my nut in Telephone music when they put you on hold The geezer who feeds the pidgeon at the end of my road Beggars sitting by the cash points Community police there a waste of time Arsenal There a few of my pet hatesViewDate:
9th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Items to put a smile on your face ? :O)A GEEZER TURNED UP AT A AUDITION AND WAS ASKED WHAT HE COULD DO HE SAID I DO BIRD IMPRESSIONS THE PRODUCER SAID DONT WASTE MY TIME I DONT WANT ANY BIRD IMITATORS ON MY SHOW SORRY I BOTHERED YOU SAID THE GEEZER AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOWViewDate:
9th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Just joined so I'm introducing myself.Hello just joined this site Hope to make friends Has I go alongViewDate:
9th Oct 2016Hammers commented on:
Just joined so I'm introducing myself.I've just joined this site I'm a east London fella Just finding my feet Get to know people As we go along