Bring on the farmers!

Bring on the farmers!

Everyone is worried,
When will we get our jab?
we’re all stuck in lockdown
life has become so drab.

We should hand it to the farmers
It would only take a week,
They’ve had lots of practice
Injecting all those sheep.

I reckon they could do it
They’ve got some decent kit,
If they line up all their hurdles
They’ll do it in one hit.

The ones who keep the cattle
Well, they could use a crush,
The dogs would sort the queue out
There is no need to rush.

They may even change the needle
Every hour or so,
And they will keep on going
Through wind and rain or snow.

And whilst we are together
They could even check our teeth
And fire up the shearing handsets
And give us a trim beneath!

Jan Millward©