Corona Virus

Corona Virus

This bloody Corona Virus
Is driving me insane
Rich is a hypochondriac
And he’s being a right pain

He’s already started panicking
Oh no he’s got a cough
Do I think he’s got it?
No. I think I’ve had enough

It’s all he ever talks about
It’s always on TV
He’s searching on the Internet
And then he’s on at me

We should start to stockpile
We need to get more food
We need to get some loo rolls
He’s in a funny mood

I refuse to panic
I’ll let him self-isolate
I’ll shut him in the bedroom
And leave the rest to fate

Tracy Benham

March 2020