I fancy my neighbour’s daughter

I fancy my neighbour’s daughter

I fancy my neighbour’s daughter
It’s plain for all to see
But I think I have a problem
Because she doesn’t fancy me.

My best mate Dave said “woo her
It’s the best that you can do”
So I bought her some chocolates
And took her to the zoo.

I thought I would impress her
with my ape-like repartee
But still my neighbour’s daughter
Doesn’t fancy me.

I tried to ask her nicely
What is it that I’ve done?
She said, “see that ape right there
Well you look like it’s bum”

Not one to be discouraged
A believer in my fate
I turned to my neighbour’s daughter
And said, “well you look like it’s mate”

Our date was a disaster
Plain for all to see
I fancied my neighbour’s daughter
But she didn’t fancy me.