Hang Up

Hang Up

Press 1 if you’re a salesman
with windows to install.
Press 2 if it’s to tell me
I’ve won a dream- trip to Nepal.

Press 3 if you are offering
a cheaper price for gas.
Press 4 to hold forever,
while I go and mow the grass.

Press 5 if you would like to hear
an irritating tune,
then call again in thirty twelve
even that would be too soon.

Press 6 to hear this message
a thousand times or more;
to  give you time to wonder
what it was you rang me for.

Then leave it 30 seconds
I suggest you count to ten.
Or better still – just bugger off
and please don’t call again.

About the author

paxna19
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I'm a retired cartographer. I have written poetry since the age of about 10yrs old. I started to write more prolifically when I started my divorce some years ago. Writing got me through. I have also written a couple of children's books with illustrations as I also paint in watercolours, I paint pets and birds/animals portraits in hot melted wax. I am very excited to hear that I have a book of my poems being published by i2i publishing which I am told, should be ready in January on line from all book shops. It is called On Top Of The Wardrobe.

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