Hanky Panky

Last Valentines Day my husband suggested I should be writing a romantic Valentines Poem for him. Not sure this was what he expected!

Hanky Panky

Let’s have some hanky panky
I heard my husband say
Let’s not do the usual stuff
Tonight I want to play

Oh god what’s he been watching
I better give it a go
I nip up and put some underwear on
With me tits and ass on show

I look at myself in the mirror
Oh Christ what a horrible sight
Still I’ll let him have a look
It might be the end of our night

I’ll gather some toys to take with me
From joke pressies and valentines past
Who knows what ideas he’s got in his head
Now where did I see them last

I found some fur covered handcuffs
A feather, a tickling stick
Some out of date chocolate stuff
To spread on your body and lick

A sex toy that’s shaped like a rabbit
With little vibrating ears
A dice to help choose your position
ooooh I feel this will all end in tears

I creep down to the living room
Hoping the curtains are shut
I don’t want the neighbours to see me
And think that I look like a slut

I pluck up the courage to mention
I think his idea is all wrong
Only to find he’s fallen asleep
In his Ann Summers elephant thong

Tracy Benham Feb 2019

About the author

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I am married to Richard and have 4 children 1 stepson and 4 grandchildren will be 5 in July. Work full time as an administrator from home. I have recently started writing poetry and so far have shared on Facebook and YouTube. I also enjoy reading, my favourite author Stephen King and crochet

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23rd Mar 2020
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Love your poems, keep up the good work.
7th Mar 2020
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This just made my day-you are a genius. Right on the mark.
1st Mar 2020
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this made me laugh out loud, so funny thank you
14th Feb 2020
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Absolutely brilliant. Really made my husband and me laugh. Well Done.
14th Feb 2020
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Yet another brilliant poem, love reading these x
14th Feb 2020
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14th Feb 2020
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Very funny Tracey - will share it on our FB page on the big day!

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