Iv’e caught it!!!

Iv’e caught it!!!

What do you do,
when you’ve got the flu?
sit and sniff,
feel achey and stiff.

Can’t breathe or talk,
no strength for a walk.
Just have to stay in,
drink tonics, with gin.

The eyes run,
the voice goes,
feeling frozen,
from ears to toes.

Pills for this,
potions for that,
with stuff you wouldn’t give the cat.

Can’t taste the food,
don’t want to eat.
I’m getting thinner,
I can see my feet.

But it has to be said,
it’s nice in bed,
cosy and warm,
just me and my ted.

I’m feeling better,
thank goodness for that.
So I’m off for a walk,
now, where is my hat??