Lips, Hips, And Thighs

Lips, Hips, And Thighs

Oh that piece of cake was good
Simply tastes divine
No I didn’t share it
That piece of cake, was mine.

When it hit my taste buds
They woke up, and came alive
My tongue became a dance floor
The last waltz, the tango and jive.

Tongue shouted, brain don’t forget this one
The name, the place, the time
This cake is unbelievable
Yes, have another piece, you’ll be fine.

Then I hear someone shouting
Don’t forget me! I’m called your hips
All the weight I’m carrying
Is because of those greedy lips.

Hips, you’re always complaining
Store it at the top of your thighs
When she’s asked how much she weighs
She always tells them lies.

OK I’ll have another piece
Tomorrow I’ll go to the gym
You won’t know I’ve had two pieces
In fact this could make me slim.

Because there’s an added bonus
It’s got one of my five a day
A second piece of Carrot cake
Hips and thighs, it’s on its way!