New kitchen

My new kitchen

I wanted to refresh the kitchen
You know make it all spruce
So I called up a renovation company
And they sent a man called Bruce

Well he marched in, oh so cheerily
With his tape measure ready to roll
And clicked open his computer
Started with my visionary goal!

Well, I want to change it
Give it a fresh new look
You know make it all modern
Somewhere I’ll be happy to cook

We can do that he assured me
As he measured and clicked away
We can do taps ,tops and appliances
And anything extra- just say!

I got very excited at the thought
Of it happening – could be soon!
I’d have walnut tops with cream cupboards
But I’d keep the same feel to the room .

He priced it up for me most keenly
I can give you this week’s best price
I’ll make sure that our fitter Derek
Knows that you want it done nice.

Then came the big moment
He sucked on his pencil and chewed
This all Includes extra discount
And no where will match this unskewed.

Seven thousand is what he told me
I could hardly believe my ears
Are you sure about that I asked him
Yes he said looking askance
Well I wasn’t having any of that
Leading me a merry old dance!

Thanks all the same but I’ll leave it
Think I will do it me self
I can sand and paint pretty colours
And cover the drawers and the shelf!