Sweary Day!

Sweary Day!

Today I had a sweary day!
Now what’s that all about?
I don’t know why those sweary words
just kept on tumbling out!

I wasn’t in a bad mood,
nor even in a huff.
I hadn’t been drinking beer
or wine or any other such stuff.

It was just one of those days
I can’t explain, why I swore more than I ought to.
If mother were here I would near her say
“Wash your mouth out with soap and water!“

Martdel March 2020

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Martdel
21 Up Votes
Ex Thomas Cook manager, now retired, love travelling, reading, dining out and drinking wine!

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Kes
5th Apr 2020
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Excellent poem. We’ve all been there, I think . . . Haven’t we?

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