The Beautiful Biscuit

The Beautiful Biscuit

Oh, you beautiful biscuits
sitting in the pack
I’ll only have just one of you
and then I’ll put you back
I will not be a greedy pig
and eat you all in haste
I’ll think of all the calories
which head straight to my waist

Oh, you beautiful biscuits
I hear you from the shelf
“eat me, eat me” you all shout
so should I help myself
and gorge upon your sweetness
the taste would be divine
and all those carbohydrates
would be used up…. in time

Oh, you beautiful biscuits
why can’t you ALL be mine?
to have just one is torture
to leave the rest a crime
I’ll just have this one packet
I’m sure no-one will know
and when friends says “you’re getting fat”
I’ll say “how muscles grow”

NO!! you naughty biscuits
you can’t tempt me, I’m strong
I’m dreaming of those skinny jeans
I know it won’t be long
I’ll throw you in the bin, I will
NO, NO stay there, move not
Now look what you made me do
I’ve gone and scoffed the lot……

About the author

DeborahH
46 Up Votes
It is not uncommon for some Pisces women to endeavour to overcome the pressures of everyday life through forms of addiction. These women can be related to the fish that swim downstream or the other type of fish that drink pernod and eat chocolate (?). Mature in years but luckily not in the spirit of life..... and when I eventually grow up I shall endeavour to become a 'proper' adult with sensible ideas, good money sense (that'll never happen), style, wisdom, flawless skin, long legs, beautiful smile, lots of handbags and shoes, a pernod/Ouzo tree, a vodka bush and my own chocolate factory at the bottom of my garden......but most importantly, to love and be loved by my nearest and dearest(s) for ever and ever.....well, at least til I die

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