Where do all the Odd Socks go?

Where do all the Odd Socks go?

They go in paired and come out single
Those odd socks drive us to despair
Our socks plot together as they spin
Decide which’ll be travelling underwear

Imagine the path of the adventurous sock
To the world where odd socks go
Through a rip in the fabric of reality
Via a tumble dryer portal they flow

There’s a parallel dimension in your washer
Whisking odd socks through time and space
Freed from a life of stretching and holes
And the sweaty feet of the human race

As more odd socks travel the journey
And gather in this brave new SockWorld
Being ‘odd sock out’ won’t matter anymore
All their differences will be uncurled

Odd socks will party like never before
To celebrate release from cheesy smells
At SocktoberFest they drink to the single life
And dance footloose-less, raising sock hell

But what of the odd socks left behind
Resigned to life as a sock outcast
A hopeless wait for odd sock reunion
Being a pair is a thing of the past

Time for the human race to step in (literally!)
Rescue those lonely socks, so vilified
Gather in our forlorn twinless socks
And wear your Odd Socks with pride!

About the author

202 Up Votes

More from JangoJill0

Tech Trek
Tech Trek These days there is always an app Technological service is forever on tap Some...
Read More
The Menopause Club
The Menopause Club And so today we welcome Claire To our elite society To experience the...
Read More
Heels I wish I'd looked after my feet Not tottered in high heels down the street Those...
Read More
Smiles in the Supermarket Aisles
Smiles in the Supermarket Aisles I really miss seeing smiles in the supermarket Hidden...
Read More
If you enjoyed reading this, show your appreciation to the author with a thumbs up!

JangoJill0 would love your feedback, please leave your comments below:

Loading Comments

Showcase your literature

Not a member?

You need to be a member to interact with Silversurfers. Joining is free and simple to do. Click the button below to join today!

Click here if you have forgotten your password
Click here to visit the showcase home page