Why Not —?

Why Not …?

If its phantoms, why not phairies?
If its phrases, why not phacts?
If your photos are worth phraming
Phill your phav’rite almanacs.

And if phlirting takes your phancy
When the moon is phull,
Set your pheelings phlying phreely
And don’t resist the pull.

If you pheel you have a phobia,
Of pheathers,  phish or phlies,
Take a dose of healing physic,
Your phear will vaporize.

And when you’re pheeling phragile,
For cophee start to yearn,
Phorget the phascination
Of capheine  pure,  and turn …
To the phav’rite of the masses,
The comphort of The Urn.

Audrey French