Humour

Do my best to live a day at a time

When I was young I thought it was a real army that sold gently used bullets

Hi Everyone. New here and was wondering where are all the 70+ folks? I see 50 year old people thinking they are old and I will be 70 this year and still feel middle-aged even if my body tells me different. I am a widow going on 14 years this year. Just would love some simple chat.

Hello. New here so hope not breaking any rules with audacious plug. I'm a huge fan of classic radio comedy and , after overhearing someone in the library complain there was "never anything funny on", it occurred to me I agreed so this is my attempt to something about that. We basically made a podcast for people who don't know what a podcast is. Here's a link with a few episodes you can listen to at the click of a finger. If you hate it, that's allowed, but if you think it has any merit, we'd be very happy if you'd just share it. Thank you. X https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/brilcast-brilcast-diVTtsYDI6-/

A corporal gets called before his CO The CO bellows "Have you been AWOL, I've been trying to find you all morning?!" "No sir, I was at camouflage practice, Sir!" "I was at camouflage practice and I couldn't see you anywhere" "oh, thank you very much, Sir!"

Optimism is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat. Confidence is bringing the tartar sauce.

Police have raided a factory producing thousands of counterfeit Kipling products. A Police spokesman said " They're exceedingly good fakes"

Apparently somebody telephoned B&Q and said they wanted to go in and asked how big the queue was. The answer was "the same size as the 'B'"

I’m sure there is a lot of good news out there but we just don’t hear it. Well I want to hear yours! :-) We haven’t got to this stage in our lives without hearing or BEING the amusing story. Yodama has even suggested that we tell about our most embarrassing moment. In my case it’s embarrassing moments!! If it’s funny or heartwarming then we want to hear it or if you have come across a RAK (random act of kindness) then PLEASE SHARE.....

I’m sure there is a lot of good news out there but we just don’t hear it. Well I want to hear yours! :-) We haven’t got to this stage in our lives without hearing or BEING the amusing story. Yodama has even suggested that we tell about our most embarrassing moment. In my case it’s embarrassing moments!! If it’s funny or heartwarming then we want to hear it or if you have come across a RAK (random act of kindness) then PLEASE SHARE.....