Army
Watch this postA corporal gets called before his CO
The CO bellows "Have you been AWOL, I've been trying to find you all morning?!"
"No sir, I was at camouflage practice, Sir!"
"I was at camouflage practice and I couldn't see you anywhere"
"oh, thank you very much, Sir!"
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I was in the navy.This was funny,But actually happened. Standing in line to receive your weapon,A Co asks for your name.The young boy said Watt. With out looking up he asks again.The young boy reply againj,Watt sir ! The CO stood up and said,I see we have a funny here.Drop & give me 25.Young boy did.Stands up straight. CO again without looking up Name ! Watt sir ! CO says,haven't learn I see. Drop & give me 50.Young boy tired now stands up straight. CO without looking up. Name !!! Young boy bellows out this time. Watt sir ! W A T T ! CO got up & left.......
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