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Items to put a smile on your face

Optimism is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat. Confidence is bringing the tartar sauce.


Created By on 05/09/2020

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Milkyway
4th Oct 2021 08:36:44
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I took my car for its MOT yesterday & the mechanic asked if I was staying or coming back later.
I had the day off, so I said I would stay & sit in the observation areas.
The mechanic explained, that it might take a bit longer than normal as he had a trainee with him.
It was no bother & he would not charge me full price.

The test was going OK. thumbs up all around.
The mechanic then shouted to the trainee.
“Are the indicators working”
He replied....”YES, no, YES, no, YES”...
Milkyway
3rd Oct 2021 18:55:15
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Two monkeys in a bathroom...
The first one said: “Oooooh ahhhh ahhhh Ooooo”

The second one said: “ Well, just put some more cold in then”
Rayot
17th Jan 2021 09:59:56
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Forrest Gump died and went to Heaven.
St. Peter said "Sorry, Forrest, we are really busy just now. You have to answer 3 questions before you can go through the Pearly Gates,

First; you have to say how many days in the weak begin with the letter "T" ?

Second; how many seconds are there in a year ?

Third; what is God`s first name ?"

Forrest Gump thought for a while and said; "Sure, St. Peter. I can answer those questions easily.

The answer to the first question is Today and Tomorrow"

St. Peter said; "That`s not really what I was looking for, but OK I`ll give you that"

Forrest Gump said; "The answer is twelve. The second of January, the second of February, the second of March". "Hold on" St. Peter said "I see where you're coming from, and OK, I`ll give you that one also"

"The third is easy" Forrest Gump said. "His name is Andy"

"Oh, come on" St, Peter said. "How can God´s name be "Andy" ?

"From the song" Forrest Gump said: "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me. Andy says He will love me forever"

"OPEN THE GATES." St. Peter shouted "OPEN THE GATES" RUN, FORREST, RUN"
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startwigg21
18th Sep 2020 12:23:28 (Last activity: 18th Sep 2020 12:35:08)
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Very funny couldnt agree more on both accounts the wine glass especially! I read a book called shine in january and ever since have enjoyed the positive life and try to help others to too. If its hot and feeling grumpy i look at comedians which always works.
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