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Lovemaking Tips For Seniors

Lovemaking Tips For Seniors


1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.


2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.


3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)


4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.


5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.


6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.


7. Have Oxygen ready in case you actually complete the act.


8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.


9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!


10. Don't even think about trying it twice.


Lovemaking Tips For Seniors


Created By on 30/09/2016

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Jane Black
19th May 2017 00:43:26
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Find someone to share the experience.
PercyVere
18th Mar 2017 15:49:07
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Thanks Greyson. I've just had to forward this to others I know. 😀
Iris2u
26th Oct 2016 14:05:42
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Fantastic!! How true though, good job we can all laugh about it (well I mean partnerd ones) for us singles it doesnt apply just need a hot water bottle to cuddle---- Awe
Silversurfers Editor
30th Sep 2016 12:03:16 (Last activity: 2nd Oct 2016 11:30:45)
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Very funny! 🙂
Response from art1935 made on 2nd Oct 2016 11:30:45
very good,i hope you don't mind i posted it on facebook:-)
Lionel
30th Sep 2016 18:24:07 (Last activity: 1st Oct 2016 22:41:53)
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A good laugh, Greyson. Thank you, I needed that after a day on Jury Service!

I certainly won't be doing 9 as they'll all want a go!
Response from Lionel made on 1st Oct 2016 22:41:53
Be thankful I'm not in Lancashire trying you! The verdict is already written!
janice smith
1st Oct 2016 19:42:11
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Oh I liked this Greyson.Is this really what carnal pleasure is all about when we reach a certain age.
I hope not.
Lindajay
1st Oct 2016 13:08:38
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Excellent, I joined 6months ago but didn't actually join in, yours was the first thing I read .
Lorac66
1st Oct 2016 09:56:09
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I've just joined Silversurfers today and this was my first visit to the forum....at first I thought 'What IS this?' I wondered what I'd got myself into!! Well Greyson it's great to see you have a sense of humour here at Silversurfers. Think I'm going to enjoy being a member!!
Capricorn
1st Oct 2016 00:20:19
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bournville lad
30th Sep 2016 16:50:20
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I am still doing number ten having great fun leave the lights on as well do get out of breath though
sonroy
30th Sep 2016 14:08:02
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My word Greyson, you are such a laugh, you have made my day
Twins14
30th Sep 2016 12:52:58
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very funny made me laugh but thats life haha
mh002c7664
30th Sep 2016 12:15:39
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Some Very goods tips there Greyson never laugh so much in a while and me and the hubby know where your coming from,
Silversurfers Editor
30th Sep 2016 12:05:06
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I just made you this as I know how much you like graphics! 😉

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