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Trumped ...

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election." Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket...."


Created By on 23/08/2016

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Fruitcake13
23rd Aug 2016 21:09:46
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Response from Greyson Original Poster made on 8th Sep 2016 02:29:52
May the 4th be with you ...
Response from Greyson Original Poster made on 8th Sep 2016 02:39:38
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Response from Fruitcake13 made on 8th Sep 2016 21:27:29
Oh, Greyson, your sense of humour is as silly as mine! 🙂
ecarg
26th Feb 2017 05:52:39
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Who ate all the pies .Trumped again .Hillary derived from hilarious nothing funny about this pair.
Joanielee
11th Sep 2016 07:49:32
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that is absolute genius hahahahahahahha
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23rd Aug 2016 20:03:46 (Last activity: 8th Sep 2016 02:43:13)
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Response from Greyson Original Poster made on 8th Sep 2016 02:43:13
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost ?
Clio
24th Aug 2016 10:45:55 (Last activity: 8th Sep 2016 02:41:25)
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Response from Greyson Original Poster made on 8th Sep 2016 02:37:49
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
Response from Greyson Original Poster made on 8th Sep 2016 02:41:25
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
eagleye
23rd Aug 2016 21:05:09
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jeanmark
23rd Aug 2016 15:21:08
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