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You Are Probably Retired If....

  • You and your teeth don't sleep together.

  • You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

  • It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

  • Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

  • You step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

  • Getting "lucky" means you remember where you left your car in the car park.

  • Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt; doesn't work.

  • You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

  • You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

Created By on 08/10/2016

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9th Oct 2016 19:11:32
Thanks for voting!
Haha, very amusing and don't the truth hurt 🙂
Response from Greyson Original Poster made on 10th Oct 2016 02:59:26
It hurts like treading on your grandchild's lego brick barefooted ...
16th Oct 2016 19:17:57
Thanks for voting!
Greyson, You are so talented & so funny. If I'm ever feeling down I just read your work & I'm laughing again. Thanks sonrly
Autumn leaves
8th Oct 2016 17:59:02
Thanks for voting!
I am just retired and I hope I don't get like this, ever!

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