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17th Sep 2016Gaffy commented on:
Dear SpiderHello, I'm Mr Spider And I've just read your verse. You do misunderstand me And make arachnophobia worse! I really wouldn't hurt you Nor would my family You'd have a lot of maggots hatch If it wasn't for me! I love to catch those pesky flies And keep your house so clean I spin my web and wait for them If you know what I mean! My cousin, Itsy Bitsy Who likes having a laugh Is the culprit here I fear Who inhabits your bath. I hope you'll grow to love me And know I wish you well Just hold me gently in your hand And you'll find that it's not hell. My lovely, little furry legs (There's eight of them in all) Would love for you to stroke them And I'll curl up in a ball So watch for me please Mrs Hayes And I'll prove that I'm your mate Once you get to know my family So....... is that alright dear Cate?