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Copy of SNEEZED

DIET DAY ONE-I have removed all the bad food from the houseIt was delicious!OLD AGEHow does Santa like his pizza- Deep and crisp and even.

SPAM Old roads, old dogs, old folksand old ways still have a lotto offer in the sped-up world we all live in. (1) Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned Spring is justaround the corner! Young at HeartSlightly older in other places! A grandchild is a blessingA gift from heaven aboveA precious little angelTo cherish and to love.A wee bit of heaven drifted down from above -A handful of happinessa heart full of love DON'T CRY OVER THE PAST, IT'S GONEDON'T STRESS ABOUT THE FUTURE, IT HASN'T ARRIVED.LIVE IN THE PRESENT AND MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL Good friends are like bras close to your heart and there for support Happiness is like jamYou can't spread even a littlewithout getting some onyourself Hickory Dickory Dock.It's Friday so it's wineO'Clock. I don't understand howI can remember every word of a song from 1964but I can't rememberwhy I walked into the kitchen- When you are old ..... (1) AGE IS NO GUARANTEE OF MATURITY! (1) Copy of Copy of Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice DELUSIONAL AGE (1) HALF TERM WINE (1) Giving Silversurfers theability to completely annoyand embarrass their childrenand grandchildren in a wayNEVER BEFORE POSSIBLE! (1) I find these days,that most of my conversationsstart out with...'Have I told you this already'or'What was I going to say'! If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours I rescued some WINE! Middle age is when the broadness of the mind ad the narrowness of the waist change places .... Night sweats and hot flushes are nature's way of lowering your heating bill so you save money for your retirement! (1) RAINY DAYS The first stepsa grandchild takesis to your heart What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce- WISDOM & WINE EYEBROW I have my very own personalised build-in alarm clock. It's called the bladder and there is no snooze button (1) Saturday Night-According to Facebook,everyone is doing something awesome.I'm in my pajamas drinkingWINE!

EYESIGHT

 

OVER 50!

 

AGING

 

CYCLES OF LIFE

LINDT CHOCOLATE!!

 

 

GETTING OLD!

 

 

 

DRINK WINE!

 

 

 

 

AGE AND WINE

 CHOC ON HIPS

EYE PAD!!

COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LITTLE & LARGE!

 

TWEETING IN THE 21ST CENTURY!

 

WHO’S THE BOSS?

 

GREAT IDEA!

 

UDDER GENIUS!!

 

 

 

LISTEN CAREFULLY!

 

KEEP UP!

 

SO MUCH EASIER TO WORK!

 

KELLOGGS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!

 

ME NEITHER!

GUILTY AS CHARGED!

 

 

BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHANGING MINE NOW!

 

NEVER!

 

 

 

GREAT WAY TO HAVE FIVE A DAY!

 

ME TOO!

 

 

 

 

 

AND WHY NOT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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IsobelT2
10th Mar 2023
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Fabulous needed a good laugh. Love the computer jokes about Grandmas !!
Emilys Grandma
23rd Sep 2022
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What a tonic this morning, reading all these funnies!
Janetjan176
6th Aug 2022
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Just what the Doctor ordered. Nothing quite like laughing out loud. Has done me the world of good.
Brian4
13th Jun 2022
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It really brightens your day, you cannot survive without humour, it brightens up the darkest days and leaves you with a warm heart.
Rulaine
8th Aug 2021
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Love these comics - brighten my day and made me smile
Doeidea
20th Apr 2021
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Nothing like a good chuckle to chase the blues away. I have unashamedly copied and saved more than one of these wonderful tickle tonics. With your permission I shall share them indiscriminately amongst my dour family and friends. With a little luck I will get a few chuckles from them too.
Sll607
19th Apr 2021
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I needed all of these. It's amazing how we feel like we go through this stuff alone then read sections like this. I'm glad I'm more normal than even I thought.
Elliemental
9th Mar 2021
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Still chuckling xx
Lottiebell
28th Jan 2021
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Such a tonic. The Henopausal chicken made me laugh. Just what I needed.
Hopyard
24th Jan 2021
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very amusing Liked the one where the er.. er.. did ..er. the.. er........Z Z Z Z
Ariadne
20th Dec 2020
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What relief,,,, at last ,,,, a whole shedful of pretend grown ups with a sense of
humour like mine ,
Rayot
17th Nov 2020
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Laugh ? I thought my trousers would never dry !
AnnieLaurie
19th Oct 2020
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so good! I laughed out loud numerous times.. and smiled all through it. Thank you. It's amazing how much lighter the mind feels after partaking of some warm fuzzies! ..and no calories either! Is there a way I can pass them along to email friends?
Whizzkid19
13th Aug 2020
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. So glad I have found this page.
youngatheart56
17th May 2020
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Can’t beat good old fashioned humour.
GrahamS31
4th Apr 2020
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Should this be on a jokes page?
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

“I agree,” said the father. "But did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
VickiClem
21st Mar 2020
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MAUREEN38
8th Feb 2020
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Thank you. Really enjoyed all your pictures and comments
Amanda51
20th Dec 2019
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Brilliant! Thank you so much for sharing those funnies. Haven't laughed that much in ages!
TiggerTwo
3rd Dec 2019
2
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As a very new member I have just discovered the ‘Funny Pictures etc page. Absolutely brilliant, haven’t laughed so much in a long while.
CaroB4
26th Nov 2019
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A good page to head to on a damp miserable morning. Have a good laugh and face the day. Go out with a smile on your face!
Doody
17th Nov 2019
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Just joined and loving the jokes. They've reminded me to laugh at age related problems instead of feeling sorry for myself. Thank you
KayDen
8th Nov 2019
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Doeidea
8th Nov 2019
2
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I was feeling a little blue, then I started reading all the humour - now I can't stop laughing. Brilliant.
Curly Sue
11th Oct 2019
1
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Oh this is grand! Just LOVE the humour -so glad I joined today and it was by pure chance i discovered the website what a hoot!
ashok2u
4th Sep 2019
2
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I enjoyed every minute. couldn't stop laughing, made my day.
Newpage
2nd Aug 2019
2
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I laughed out loud. What a tonic. A great first visit. Thanks.
Gillian1459
14th Jul 2019
2
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Just joined and found this page. What a great way to start. Thanks for the smiles.
Olsen
25th Jun 2019
1
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Had a good laugh thank you for cheering me up.
Actress75
10th May 2019
2
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A giggle in every one! Thank you. Keep them coming x
K bt5148
5th Feb 2019
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Keep the jokes coming! K bt5148
Philo
5th Feb 2019
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Looking for ways of coping with my depression, think i found it, reading this page, cannot stop laughing. Thankyou
K bt5148
25th Jan 2019
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Chic
20th Jan 2019
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Great Fun & Of Course ..So Very True A Lot of them (well... OK......All of them)...:)
kbud75
12th Jan 2019
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Berlingo
27th Dec 2018
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I haven't laughed so much in a very long time,thank you,thank you,thank you.
160446
18th Dec 2018
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Made me happy very funny thank you
RenaS
10th Nov 2018
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I enjoyed the laughter all the jokes were great
Hazeln36
19th Oct 2018
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Some of these made me laugh. I was in need of a good laugh today.
Yatle
13th Oct 2018
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Love these jokes, thanx.
pompeii
13th Jul 2018
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Loved these picture jokes
bambi6161
9th Feb 2018
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love these comic pictures,keep them coming
Malcky
6th Feb 2018
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I love these very apt jokes!
MonicaC4
1st Aug 2019
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AmethystAnge
30th Jan 2018
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I do enjoy having a chuckle at these.
Jenbev41
23rd Oct 2017
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Always enjoy these .send them to my cousin as he enjoys them too.
nape
8th Oct 2017
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very very good laughed a lot
thanks
BillG6
6th Sep 2017
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Very good had a really good laugh,but just one little thing ,not many joke,s for men to use.
moggycolls
23rd Jul 2017
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So so funny, love all these on your FB pages,
AnnaL
13th Jun 2017
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These provided me with a few, much needed, laughs.
Raedor
25th Feb 2017
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Best selection of old fart jokes I've seen. Really good and so very true.
Hattie
18th Feb 2017
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Brilliant! thank you.
nape
27th Jan 2017
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very good a lot of laughs and very funny
Juliet19
27th Jan 2017
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Loved these. Unfortunately too many are quickly becoming true!!
nape
25th Jan 2017
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I loved them very much really lovely laughed a lot
Romany
21st Jan 2017
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Brilliant: just loved it and chuckled all the way.
vibeames
7th Jan 2017
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I am new to Silversurfers. I am so glad I found you. I haave struggling a bit and this certainly has given me a good laugh and I now feel so much better. Thanks a lot. Vi
Ariadne
15th Dec 2016
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Second time around,,, as I couldn't remember what they were ..!!!!! Some of them are so old,, I remember them well,,,,, and,,,,, I don't care...Morning coffee and Smilies,,, gets the wrinkles on the move, TaDa .
Ariadne
13th Oct 2016
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"Learner "finding my way around ,, found these Funnies,,, some made me smile, some not,,and one or two made me laugh ,
Ariadne
20th Dec 2020
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After four years ,Iv'e just found this lot again, made me smile more this time ,'cos I can see myself in them ,I now have a "Smart " reply for age chasers who ask how old I am ,,I say "Yes "
lonemoan
6th Oct 2016
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I know i,m a sour puss but thought the 'jokes' were on the whole very poor. Can,t we have some real jokes please.
Ariadne
20th Dec 2020
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There's always ONE !!!!!
Little Nanny
2nd Sep 2016
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Needed a chuckle this morning ,did the trick
old fart
20th May 2016
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was not sure to start with but soon they had me smiling one or two had me laughing keep them comming.
Ysanne
12th Apr 2016
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Just joined silver surfers. Some very amusing stuff here. Will make regular visits to this forum.
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Welcome Ysanne and glad you are enjoying Silversurfers!
Kes
31st Mar 2016
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Love scrolling through Silver Smiles. Just sent my husband the joke about the hearing aid. I have recently found out that I have hearing loss in both ears and have just had a pair of hearing aids fitted which I am slowly getting used to. We have had some amusing moments while we both get used to me wearing them.
Pussk2
6th Feb 2016
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easygoing
10th Jan 2016
2
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Really enjoyed this page. I have a couple of chucklers but do not know how to post them. Does anyone know,please
Ariadne
20th Dec 2020
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Ask Sally .It's her fault we all get lost ,
slorraine
29th Oct 2015
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Ace. Made my day. TQ
nightowl2
16th Sep 2015
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I'm sure the staff in this coffee shop are wondering about me. I'm laughing out loud so much!!
Dorak
4th Sep 2015
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I have been too low since morning, but laugh so loud has washed away all the stress. Thanks to Silversurfers.
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Glad we could help Dorak 🙂 keep smiling 🙂
mansell
1st May 2015
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welcome to my world. (great laugh)
odd one
21st Mar 2015
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Hi each if anyone is still alive, as this is my second comment just after joining (the first one on films). The last film comment was 2014, the same as this. so either its a time warp where i have gone into the future or, well .... the other is far too dreadful to think about.
bright bird
22nd Oct 2014
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Having another sleepless night and found this page. Laughed out loud! Neighbours must have thought I had flipped my lid! Excellent.
Juniper3
28th Jun 2014
1
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Brilliant started my day off with a good old laugh.
Krystyna
3rd Jun 2014
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Have only recently found this site, pressed on the smiles, am so glad I did, what a fun way to start my day and helped
me to feel less of a senior!
Yemmie
1st Jun 2014
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Feel really cheered now. Woke to a beautiful morning that made me feel sad as it was the sort of morning that I would have gone for a lovely long walk if I had someone to walk with or my dog hadn't died. Thought I would look on the internet to see what else was going on in my area but I have put a security code on my internet access to prevent the grandchildren going onto sites that might cost me money and I can't remember what it is. So joined Silversurfers and feel so much brighter.
BusyB
1st Jun 2014
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I too was feeling a little blue today, Yemmie - lonely, etc - looking at these really made me laugh.
Sue
5th Apr 2014
2
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To laugh every day keeps the doctor away.......these are enough to brighten up anyone's day! Keep them coming.......
MonicaC4
1st Aug 2019
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Ann Ledger
2nd Mar 2014
2
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I have only just joined Silversurfers. When I got up this morning I felt rotten, for various reasons. So glad I found this, it has made me laugh so much and forget my troubles. Brilliant! Thankyou!
Silversurfers
2nd Mar 2014
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We are glad you found us too! Glad your day has got better 🙂
Phil Snook
27th Feb 2014
1
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I'm in my Golden Age - when actions creak louder than words.

Maybe this has already been on the site.
Anne
20th Feb 2014
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this did make me laugh instead of crying since becoming a widow last Christmas day, thank you.
Silversurfers
20th Feb 2014
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Sorry to hear your sad news, but glad we could bring a smile to brighten your day 🙂
Chris
31st Dec 2013
1
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What great jokes. Laughter is better than medicine!!!!!!!!
MonicaC4
1st Aug 2019
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Bev
15th Dec 2013
1
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sooo funny,,, please keep them coming ..!!
Carol Clark
7th Dec 2013
1
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Really funny-tears are running down my cheeks with laughter
Sandy B
27th Nov 2013
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Brilliant! My favourite site......
tiredoldwoman
30th May 2015
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I just loved this , it threw me back in my chair with laughter ! More please !

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