The Mirror

The Mirror

“Mirror mirror upon my wall”
Said the queen at dead of night
“Who is the fairest one of all?”
And don’t tell me ‘ Snow White ‘!

This made the mirror edgy
And hesitate in his reply
His findings were quite tricky
His worries would multiply

“I’ve scanned the world’s four corners
I’ve shouted until I’m hoarse
But there was only one true answer
With the oracle – the only source.

I checked her page on Facebook
She posted pictures of kittens on bikes
Snow White is surely the fairest one
She got three hundred and sixty eight likes.