Fantastic Women!

(A man’s view 😉)

Fantastic Women!

Although, sometimes erratic
They have eyes in the back of their heads
As well as at the front
That can shoot little daggers
When you’re being a total …naughty boy

They can do 3 things at once
And not break a sweat
And instinctively know
When you’ve placed a winning bet!

They smell money as if it’s perfumed
And can sniff it out at will
When Sherlock Holmes would struggle
They can find it still!

They hold memories like an elephant
And remember everything!
What you did last summer
They’ll regurgitate in spring!

They’re loving and they’re sexy
They can kill you with a smile
Even the manliest of men
Can become a blubbering child!

They’ll outwork you in the office
Out graft you on the shopfloor
Don’t give them lip, they take no shit
They’ll soon show you the door!

They grow people in their bellies!
Go through menopausalstrife
And this, of course, I know because
I’ve got one for a wife! 😉

©️ Stephen W Atkinson