Man Flu!

This amusing poem has been written by Tracey Curtis … it is her take on Man flu!

Man Flu!

There seems to be a bug around,
I think we have it too.
The kids and I have caught a cold,
but husbands caught man flu.

We all have runny noses,
but Kevin’s lost his smell.
We all have tissues by our beds,
but Kevin has a bell.

We all seem to have sore throats,
but Kevin, he can’t talk.
We all seem to move around,
but Kevin, he can’t walk!

We all try not to moan that much,
but Kevin, lies there sighing.
We all know it’s just a cold,
but Kevin, says he’s dying.

We all have real bad  headaches,
but Kevin’s got migraine.
We all seem to ache a bit,
but Kevin, he’s in pain.

We all need our Lemsips,
but Kevin needs a nurse.
We’re all feeling very ill,
but Kevin, he feels worse.

We all have aching arms & legs,
but Kevin, can’t feel his feet.
We’ve all had a little food,
but Kevin, he can’t eat.

We all seem to have a chill,
but Kevin, he is freezing.
We all blow our nose a lot,
but Kevin, keeps on sneezing.

We all need to get some sleep,
but Kevin, he is snoring.
We all know he’s not to good,
but. … MAN FLU … just gets boring!

Written by: Tracey Curtis

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Tracey Curtis

Hello..I'm Tracey Curtis....I'm 53 years old, I'm Married to Kelvin & I have 2 children. I live in North Devon UK...& I have a Dog Called Tasha..she is a Rottweiler..we also had our beautiful German Shepard Blade..but sadly we had to have him put to sleep on 14-6-14...as he was ill..this broke our hearts..but he is still with me in my profile pic bless him..RIP..My boy Blade....I love animals..& I love to play my piano in my spare time.....But poetry is my biggest passion.., although I am dyslexic it doesn't stop me....I write funny poems , but I also write all sorts of poems...I tend to write about what I see around me..& I also write from the heart ..I enjoy making people laugh & smile with my poems..& some people cry with some I have written .................. .I Now have 16 book published ..you can find them from AMAZON ,..thanks to Sally at silversurfers, and to you all on here..for your support..& encouragement...& i will still be sharing poems on here for you to enjoy too...thanks every one..I'm so happy..:) x.And feel free to add my as a FB F Friend..I'm always happy to have new nice friends on board x

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