Then, let them eat snowflake

Then, let them eat snowflake

Into the office
someone’s brought cake!
Don’t they know
I’m a little snowflake!

I have no willpower
Can’t think for myself
Then in strolls this cocky
little cake elf!

Spreading obesity
Like covid 19
Don’t they know cake
should never be seen!

It’s total carnage
There’s cream round me gob
And, now, someone’s brandishing
a chocolate hob-nob!

We’re like pigs with truffles
We all want a bite
This cake won’t go ‘gentle
into this good night!’

It’s mankind at its worse
Never mind Putin’s war
This war of malnutrition
has spread to the shopfloor!

Now, only crumbs remain
And not a crumb of work’s been done!
All because us snowflakes
can’t handle a sticky bun!

Treating  people like imbeciles
Creates imbeciles…