COV-IDIOT

COV-IDIOT

Are you one of those Covidiots?
A term I did not invent
Walking around in groups of four
Having a party, time not well spent

I suppose you are also a hoarder
With toilet rolls and beans galore
I imagine your shed is full to the brim
Even now you are shopping for more

You know you can’t take them with you
When it is your time there will be an issue
You cannot sweet talk St Michael
What does he want with toilet tissue

He will point to the escalator
Going down to the sulfurous fog
Lucifer will want some firelighters
To keep warm his three headed dog

So before you go think very hard
Do lots of good deeds not bad
Do you want to rub wings with Angels
Or be forever in Lucifers hot pad