Last Valentines Day my husband suggested I should be writing a romantic Valentines Poem for him. Not sure this was what he expected!
Let’s have some hanky panky
I heard my husband say
Let’s not do the usual stuff
Tonight I want to play
Oh god what’s he been watching
I better give it a go
I nip up and put some underwear on
With me tits and ass on show
I look at myself in the mirror
Oh Christ what a horrible sight
Still I’ll let him have a look
It might be the end of our night
I’ll gather some toys to take with me
From joke pressies and valentines past
Who knows what ideas he’s got in his head
Now where did I see them last
I found some fur covered handcuffs
A feather, a tickling stick
Some out of date chocolate stuff
To spread on your body and lick
A sex toy that’s shaped like a rabbit
With little vibrating ears
A dice to help choose your position
ooooh I feel this will all end in tears
I creep down to the living room
Hoping the curtains are shut
I don’t want the neighbours to see me
And think that I look like a slut
I pluck up the courage to mention
I think his idea is all wrong
Only to find he’s fallen asleep
In his Ann Summers elephant thong
Tracy Benham Feb 2019
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