Lost my glasses, Again!

Lost my glasses, Again!

‘Yes,’ I feel it’s a common tale,
But more for female than male.
Unless I tie my glasses around my neck,
They disappear and I can not see a speck!

Are the down my sofa,
Or maybe in Ted’s loafer?
No, it seems I need to think back,
To get on the right track –
I hope not in the rubbish sack!

Are they in my latest bag,
Or under the gardening mag?
No! It’s just as my pets are being fed,
I find they are sitting on my ‘head’.

By Debbie Milner

From my book Poems to Please price £5.99 for the Kindle version and £6.99 for the book which also finishes with short stories.

ALL profits are going to the wonderful local Foodbank and volunteer local radio Hailsham 95.9FM.