When it’s hot and you have to bake, Bikini Baking is the only answer!

When it’s hot and you have to bake, Bikini Baking is the only answer! Gotta love a bit of Baking Innuendo 🙂

When it’s hot and you have to bake

In the summer when I bake in my bikini 👙
The kitchen heat rises hot and steamy
My plump cherry buns
Are dusted with crumbs
My dough balls are squashy and creamy

Whenever I’m baking in a bikini 👙
My gooseberry tarts taste sweet & dreamy
But the spotted dick’s gone hard
Chunky nuts are charred
And my Battenbergs are moist inbetweeny

You’ll find me baking in my bikini 👙
Rock music 🎶 playing LOUD and screamy
But to make my dough rise
‘Til doubled in size
Needs good hand action  – you should see me!

When it’s hot I bake in my bikini 👙
Hope the crack in my Madeira is weeny
But if my bottom is soggy
Or my nozzle gets cloggy
It’s high time to open the Martini 🍸

It’s a scorcher, so I bake in my bikini 👙
I’m ganaching my buns so freely
Stiff peaks are forming
Cream is oozing & warming
I’m the Choc Nut Bikini Baking Genie