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The old jokes are often the best and don't have to have swear words so here is my favourite joke

A handsome young man was sitting in his favourite Bistro when in came the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He called the Somelier and asked him to take the best bottle of wine in the house and take it to the lady with his compliments. On receiving the wine the lady wrote a message to this handsome man, which read as follows:- In order for me to accept this wonderful bottle of wine, you must have a Porshe on your drive, a million pounds in the bank and nine inches in your pants. The man replied thus. I do in fact have a Porshe on my drive, I also have a Rolls Royce in the garage and two million pounds in the bank, but not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I chop three inches off. Send the bottle back!


Created By on 02/07/2016

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Joseiboy
27th Jul 2016 18:26:37
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That's a cracker!!!!!!! Keep up the funnies☺
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Moormaid
8th Jul 2016 10:45:30
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A REAL FUNNY IT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!!!!!
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genie52
5th Jul 2016 05:22:48
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that was real funny, I liked it. Thanks
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